GEORDIEBIRD

 

“Jump around, jump up and get down. Jump around, jump around.” Geordiebird is not only the co-host and producer of the Breakfast Show on Dubai 92, she was once Newcastle on Tyne’s trampoline champ. The hours spent bouncing around could be one of the reasons she has a bubblier personality than a bottle of Veuve Clicquot. Geordiebird is truly special, not in a small yellow school bus sort of way but in a dynamic, one day I’ll take over the world type of way. Her way of thinking is certainly unique and adds to her dynamism and charm on air. You’d never know (until now) that despite her natural ear for music and love of songs others are embarrassed of, she’s suffers a bit of the White Man’s Overbite. While dancing and tanning are two things that don’t come naturally to Geordiebird (she was addicted to fake & bake for 10 years, but is no longer tanorexic) her natural cadence and humor on the Breakfast Show is clear. Aside from her funny antics in studio, her off-air personality is just as entertaining. She once rubbed moisturizer on her knees before going to bed only to wake up and discover it was fake tan the next day. She ran around town with raccoon-ring circle-knees for days. In addition to stage presence, it is an industry fact, that those scared of horses often make the most memorable and freshest radio presenters; just like Geordiebird. She’s been on-air for over three years and has already reached Such Great Heights.

Geordiebird

The Catboy&geordiebird Breakfast Blog – June

WEDNESDAY 29 JUNE 2011 MI4 OFFICIAL TRAILER – FIRST LOOK!!! A couple of days ago we posted a bit of a first on the poor-quality, French-dubbed trailer for MI4. Well, this morning at 4am Dubai time, Tom Cruise released the first official... (read more)

The Best Of Catboy&geordiebird Podcasts – Episodes 234 & 235

Here’s a couple of sweaty, need-a-new-shirt-before-you-get-to-the-car podcasts from the brekky pair… (read more)

The Best Of Catboy&geordiebird Podcasts – Episodes 222 & 223

All your favourite bits from last week’s shows condensed into two podcasts, just for you… (read more)

The Catboy & Geordiebird Breakfast Show Blog – May

    TUESDAY 31 MAY 2011   Our last entry for May, so I thought I’d go out in style with the Dubai Bucket List. Basically all the things you must do before you leave Dubai. Obviously this list is huge so I took a few of the best suggestions for... (read more)

The Best Of Catboy&geordiebird Podcasts – 58 & 59

Another hour of podcasts japes from the Breakfast Show. Broken into two parts, just like the last Harry Potter. And, also, just like the last Harry Potter, you’ll probably be upset by the end… (read more)

The Maradona Song

Here’s episode 4 of The Catboy & Geordiebird Breakfast Show Cartoon series. This time, fatty, cheaty handballer, Maradona has a sing-song… Maradona Song Lyrics… My name is Maradona I’m a little beardy man And I once upset the whole of... (read more)

The Best Of Catboy&geordiebird Podcasts – 56 & 57

We got another hour, or two half hours if you will, of best bits from last week’s shows. Here’s they are in glorious crapovision… (read more)

Dubai 92 Talking Cat Theatre

Hello. Catboy here. Are you like me… Always scouring the internet for cat videos? Brilliant, aren’t they? Lacking a little something though. These cats need a voice. And what better voice than that of a has-been gobsh**e off the radio, right?... (read more)

The Best Of Catboy&geordiebird Podcasts – 54 & 55

I don’t know how (or why) they do it. Two more best of brekkie podcasts… Listen! (read more)