GEORDIEBIRD

 

“Jump around, jump up and get down. Jump around, jump around.” Geordiebird is not only the co-host and producer of the Breakfast Show on Dubai 92, she was once Newcastle on Tyne’s trampoline champ. The hours spent bouncing around could be one of the reasons she has a bubblier personality than a bottle of Veuve Clicquot. Geordiebird is truly special, not in a small yellow school bus sort of way but in a dynamic, one day I’ll take over the world type of way. Her way of thinking is certainly unique and adds to her dynamism and charm on air. You’d never know (until now) that despite her natural ear for music and love of songs others are embarrassed of, she’s suffers a bit of the White Man’s Overbite. While dancing and tanning are two things that don’t come naturally to Geordiebird (she was addicted to fake & bake for 10 years, but is no longer tanorexic) her natural cadence and humor on the Breakfast Show is clear. Aside from her funny antics in studio, her off-air personality is just as entertaining. She once rubbed moisturizer on her knees before going to bed only to wake up and discover it was fake tan the next day. She ran around town with raccoon-ring circle-knees for days. In addition to stage presence, it is an industry fact, that those scared of horses often make the most memorable and freshest radio presenters; just like Geordiebird. She’s been on-air for over three years and has already reached Such Great Heights.

Geordiebird

Christmas Day For Nerds!

Twitter and the internet in general were abuzz yesterday with what Gadget God, Steve Jobs and his geeky matesat Apple would be revealing at this year’s WWDC. The rumours were true. iPhone 4 is here! Take a look at the Sam-Mendes-directed ad for... (read more)

Shout – The Official England World Cup Song

It took me a couple of listens to get into this but the new, official, England song (brought together by Simon Cowell) is just fantastic! It’s a charity single, which is no bad thing either. More importantly than that, it has all the markings of... (read more)

As Heard On Breakfast… The All-star Adidas Advert And A Tribute To Yet Another Dead Golden Girl

See how many schlebs you can spot in the new Adidas commercial. The eagle-eyed among you may spot a very quick appearance by more than one footballer… And very sad news over the weekend. Rue McClanahan, better known as potty-mouth, sexpot,... (read more)

Catboy & Geordiebird’s T.f.i.t Videos – Week 5

IPAD+VELCRO=AWESOME… WHAT THE GUYS AT DYSON DO WITH THEIR BLADELESS-FANS ON A QUIET DAY (AWESOME)… OZZY OSBOURNE PRETENDS TO BE HIS OWN WAXWORK. SCARES PEOPLE. SAYS SLIGHTLY NSFW WORD AT THE START – SKIP TO 0.03 TO AVOID)… WATCH THIS HUNGARIAN... (read more)

Fun For All The Family With Costa!

This week (and for the rest of the summer), we are throwing open the doors of the Breakfast Show and Dubai 92. We want you and yours to come and hang out for breakfast in the studio on Thursday mornings, take part in the show, see how it all... (read more)

Sandwich News – Subway No Longer Leaving Cheese Gaps!

This is massive news for sandwich lovers. Subway have apparently sent round a memo to all their franchises telling them it’s time to make customer wishes come true and tessellate the cheese slices, ergo, leaving no annoying cheese-less gaps. It’s... (read more)

Canadian Bloke Raps For The Producer Job

A couple of weeks ago, Catboy & Geordiebird interviewed The Canadian Bloke live on-air for the position of Breakfast Show Producer. You sent in lots of questions and you seemed to like him but one listener said The Canadian Bloke should rap!... (read more)

25 Years Too Late We’ve Just Learned This

If you already knew about this, apologies. Everyone has watched Back to the Future a million times but how many of you honestly noticed this? Comment below if you’re as astounded as us or stupefied that we didn’t notice it… (read more)

Catboy & Geordiebird’s T.f.i.t Videos – Week 4

IF THIS DOESN’T GET YOU EXCITED ABOUT THE WORLD CUP, NOTHING WILL. AMAZING… STRICTLY FOR MEN… SEX AND THE CITY 2 IN 60 SECONDS… THE LUCKIEST LITTLE BOY ALIVE (THANKS TO THE TURKISH SHOP OWNER – WATCH CAREFULLY)… EVERY APPRENTICE GETTING... (read more)

Cbgb Video Special – Since Lost Is Getting Lost

Love it or hate it (or know absolutely nothing about it), there’s no denying that LOST has been one of the biggest and most opinion-polarising TV shows of the Naughties. Here I celebrate and commiserate it’s passing with a few LOST Easter... (read more)