GEORDIEBIRD

 

“Jump around, jump up and get down. Jump around, jump around.” Geordiebird is not only the co-host and producer of the Breakfast Show on Dubai 92, she was once Newcastle on Tyne’s trampoline champ. The hours spent bouncing around could be one of the reasons she has a bubblier personality than a bottle of Veuve Clicquot. Geordiebird is truly special, not in a small yellow school bus sort of way but in a dynamic, one day I’ll take over the world type of way. Her way of thinking is certainly unique and adds to her dynamism and charm on air. You’d never know (until now) that despite her natural ear for music and love of songs others are embarrassed of, she’s suffers a bit of the White Man’s Overbite. While dancing and tanning are two things that don’t come naturally to Geordiebird (she was addicted to fake & bake for 10 years, but is no longer tanorexic) her natural cadence and humor on the Breakfast Show is clear. Aside from her funny antics in studio, her off-air personality is just as entertaining. She once rubbed moisturizer on her knees before going to bed only to wake up and discover it was fake tan the next day. She ran around town with raccoon-ring circle-knees for days. In addition to stage presence, it is an industry fact, that those scared of horses often make the most memorable and freshest radio presenters; just like Geordiebird. She’s been on-air for over three years and has already reached Such Great Heights.

Geordiebird

Catboy’s Breakfast Blog – Thursday 2 Sept 2010

Well, no Geordiebird today as she’s off galavanting around the UK for the weekend, so I’m on my own. I did think of inviting a listener to come in and co-host the show but the thought of someone having to sit and watch me scratch myself and... (read more)

Catboy’s Breakfast Blog – Wednesday 1 Sept 2010

Yesterday I was sitting around, browsing the net, getting a few bits ready for this morning’s show when I came across an astounding bit of information. Here’s a video of me seconds after making the discovery. I was stunned to say the least… If... (read more)

Catboy’s Breakfast Blog – Tuesday 31 Aug 2010

Watched the Emmys yesterday. It as about three hours long, so it took up the best part of my day but I’m a glutton for award shows. Jimmy Fallon did a great job presenting. Here’s my Top Five Emmy Highlights… 1. In Memoriam (always my favourite... (read more)

Catboy’s Breakfast Blog – Monday 30 Aug 2010

Heck of a day yesterday. In four days my garden has gone from arid, dead, crazy-paved wasteland to (almost) grassy nirvana. I bought myself one of those big round day beds so I can sit back and pretend I’m chilling at some over-priced beach... (read more)

Catboy’s Breakfast Blog – Sunday 29 Aug 2010

So last week we went daily with the YouTube videos but I was thinking I needed to add a bit more of a personal touch to the Dubai 92 website. The thing is my life is nowhere near exciting enough to blog about, as I’m currently dieting, swimming... (read more)

Omg! We Love Gary & Robbie Back Together!

Women in your 30s across Dubai. Are you sitting comfortably? Grab the tissues, watch this, then phone that mate you had an argument with after the Take That gig at the MEN Arena in 1996… (read more)

Catboy & Geordiebird’s Best Of Youtube – Week 13

So, here at the Breakfast Show, we had a bit of an epiphany this weekend. We realised that we should make you wait until the end of the week for the best videos kicking around. We’ll still keep each week’s videos in one tidy little post but the... (read more)

What Geordiebird Did This Summer

She’s been away (and not just with the fairies). Everyone’s favourite breakfast treat went all Ridley Scott and directed a little holiday video for you viewing pleasure. Here it is… (read more)

Catboy & Geordiebird’s T.f.i.t Videos – Week 12

Men… Watch this without wincing. We dare you… Slow-motion cat jumping out of a box. More entertaining than it should be… How to open a watermelon… Evil EVIL Daddy… Fat girl on a big slip n slide. Say no more… A beautiful timelapse of the... (read more)

Celebrating Today’s Phrase Of The Day… “youtube Attention Span”

Today’s Phrase of the Day on Catboy & Geordiebird at Breakfast is “YouTube Attention Span”, In normal life, ten minutes is a pretty quick time but if someone sends you a video over a certain length of time, your Y.A.S. is brought into play,... (read more)