SANTA’S VOICEMAILS FROM THE KIDS OF DUBAI

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Unless you’ve been hiding under a rock, you’ve probably heard that Catboy & Geordiebird gave away The Top 15 Toys of 2009 (see them HERE). Here are as many of the messages for Santa that we could udnerstand (and a few we couldn’t), so you can send it to family around the world or just to cheer up any Christmas Grinches. It’s impossible to listen to these kids without having a cuteness embolism. Don’t believe us? Have a click below (new additions at the bottom)…

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Good girl & postcard sender, Sophie.

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Pedra, who sounds like he wants a big muffin top!

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Rachel, who thinks she wants an iPod, but isn’t sure yet.

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Expert bed-maker and Skywalker wannabe, Euan.

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This is Amy and you can just tell that she’s going to end up in management.

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Aisling just wants presents for the dog. She’s very giving.

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Izzy is actually a 65yr old woman posing as a child. You can tell by what she wants.

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Joshua is busting for a Wii!

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Louis thinks he’s been good. Parents opinions often differ.

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5yr old Angus has ONLY been good and is the only child who signed his voicemail.

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No name on this one but his demands are almost terrorist-worthy.

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This girl is simultaneously making outlandish demands and arguing with Mum.

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This is Madonna. Not that one. A more demanding one.

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Ryan, one of our daily winners, lays it out and claims the naughty-step wasn’t warranted.

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Here’s Aoife with some revelations for Santa about her Dad.

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Lizzy would like her gnashers sorting for Christmas.

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This one is… Hold on… I’ve got something in my eye…

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Sammy hide pure greed behind a great song! We LOVE it!

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Romony, the Bard of Bur Dubai, bangs out a poem.

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Chloe is our biggest fan… And we’re her’s apparently.

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Ellie asks for some very, very strange sounding things but we love her… And she loves Father Christmas.

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Jack is going for the jackpot. He wants half the electrical department.

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Okay, this is Thomas… He wants the gifts but he wants happiness for all, too.

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Toby wants he presents in France. Balls for everyone else but he wants an iPod.

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This one is anonymous. He’s not in it for the freebies. He’s just spreadin’ the love.

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Molly as been very good but she only listens to Geordiebird. She’s mad.

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Hannah has been mostly good, apart from regularly beating her sister to a pulp.

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She’s just off to bed but thought she’d call first.

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Trent is just asking for plain, old, strange sounding stuff.

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Sarah throws in a bit of Arabic… Y’know… Keeping it local.

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Scarlet keeps it short… A bit like the boss.

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Sam, his brother and sister have got it bad.

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We even had one from a Mum! Now, whilst that can’t be considered for a prize, it is a cracking message and well worth the listen!

Right… Here’s the new additions!

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Here’s Inigo.

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Here’s the eventual winner of all the toys… SCARLETT!!!

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This is Joe.

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Little Lizzie speaks to Santa.

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Tia tips of St Nick.

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Harvey expects a hoard of toys.

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Alice wants the living room to be a wonderland on Christmas Day.

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We can’t figure out who this is but it’s still very cute.

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Isabella wants to know isa Santa Cominga!

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Gabrielle doesn’t think more presents are “Out of Reach”.

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Lauren is hardy about what she wants.

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Leah’s been a princess this year… And wants some prezzies.

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Leo likes lots of lovely… Erm… Gifts.

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Mia’s message for Mr Chrimbo.

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Another Isabella but with a different set of demands for the man.

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Victoria wasn’t victorious but did get her message on radio.

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Luka wasn’t lucky but will be looking under the tree on 25th.

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Sahara is hoping the tree won’t be desserted, erm, deserted. I’m running out of puns.

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Here’s Rachel. No pun. I meant it when I said I’d ran out.

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Sarah says her piece.

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Lara wants a lorra lorra prezzies.

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Leah… Hold on… I did the Princess gag, didn’t I? Oh well.

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Zaks got the craic, he wants Santa’s sack.

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Karl called.

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Jade made the call.

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This one’s bad quality but worth it at the end.

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Lena lets us know what she’s after.

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And finally, here’s a personal fave, Zachy. He’s like an old man before his time. Absolutely brilliant.

That’s your lot! The voicemail line is still open for Santa messages, plus all your Christmas song requests for our special Christmas Morning Show. Once again a huge THANK YOU to Toys “R” Us at Festival Centre for all their help in making it a great Christmas for the kids.

11 Responses to “SANTA’S VOICEMAILS FROM THE KIDS OF DUBAI”

  1. [...] I’m sure you’ll agree that this year Dubai 92 and the Breakfast Show have gone all out in making this little patch of sand as festive as possible. We’ve had the Dubai 92 Tree Decorating, when literally hundreds of kids came to the Breakfast Show, decorated the tree, ate our cupcakes, left us presents and took over the show. We’ve tried to help useless wives with The Top Ten Christmas Presents that Men Really Want. We even managed to round up a choir (of sorts) to record some Dubai Christmas Carols… And if that wasn’t enough, we gave away The Top Fifteen Toys of 2009 and gave the kids of Dubai direct access to Santa’s Voicemail. [...]

  2. Madeline says:

    Catboy, just wondering if the voucher has been couriered out to the daily winners as Ryan has not received his and is asking when he can go shopping at Toys R Us. Thanks.

  3. deema says:

    Hi Catboy – will you be posting anymore messages on? my son left a message on Thursday morning so will we be able to hear it online?

  4. Catboy says:

    Yep. More coming today… Lots more!

  5. Rachel says:

    Will you be putting any more up Catboy?

  6. BBQ Leenie says:

    Thanks for putting this on-line CB. I’ve sent the link to all Grannies and Aunties in Scotland. Euan will be getting the make your own lightsaber kit. He seriously thinks he might become a Jedi and has warned me he might leave home to become a yougling/padawan. Oh to be five,(nearly 6) again!

  7. Grace says:

    hahaha Catboy…I’ll lend him to you for a day so you can have a day of showing him how to get big muffin tops!!!

  8. Catboy says:

    Oh, Grace… I double check with Pedra/Pedro. I’m pretty sure he wants big muffin tops. I can certainly show him how to get them.

  9. Catboy says:

    Just bookmark the page. It’s not going anywhere, ladies!

  10. Grace says:

    The second one is from my son…PedrO (with an O in the end) actually wants a big Mcqueen car :-) He is still not so happy because Santa did not reply lol…Is there a way to save the message?

  11. Natalie Frank says:

    Is it possible my sons message (Joshua) could be sent to me, or can I save it somehow?

    Thanks
    Natalie Frank

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