Whatever you think of the Ahlan Hot 100 (and everybody’s got an opinion!), one thing is for sure… Catboy and Geordiebird LOVE being in it! This is their fourth year. However, since CB is a virtual recluse and a typical, lardy, expat bloke, he has great difficulty when it comes to couture for the big Hot 100 bash every year.

Last year he rocked-up in jeans, a T-shirt and a biker jacket and was several dressed-down by Ahlan Queen Katie. She’s told him, in no uncertain terms that there’s a no jeans policy this year. Even his beloved Emu Boots are banned!

So, here’s a podcast Catboy recorded whilst desperately trying to find a whistle n flute for the big night. Did he pull it off? Have a listen to find out…