Here’s Geordiebird with Producer Biggles and what seems to be a miniature Producer Biggles. As soon as I saw the photo I thought we needed a caption competition. Leave your caption in the comments below and I promise I’ll sort you out with a decent prize!
Surely you can see the similarity with Dolly Parton & I don’t mean Geordiebird
so now do you see why i left him…….
GB: just AED 1800, i need the money to get me lugs done
i’m not so sure on the short one
and this is THE iphone…the latest gadgets we humans have come up with…..you aliens will never be able to beat this technology !!
GB: “… and from the back you look like Dolly Parton”.
‘My precious!!! (No offence GB!!)’
“This is your sperm donor dad, he is called Ming the Merciless”
“So boys ..what made you set up a Right Said Fred tribute band!!..Love the Video….”
“I took this picture while catboy was passed out….he didn’t feel a thing”!
“And here is a photo of the laboratory that we cloned you guys in, this was your test tube..”
GB: “And I had Catboy where I wanted him… any more mean comments and I was going to squeeze harder! You should have seen the look on his face!”
Only a mother would correct herself on a comments section. Top mumming, Sue!
*led
GB : ‘Look… the cloning of Big Biggles & Mini Biggles lead to a farrow of Biglets!!’
GB: “Now I can finally disprove the urban myth on Snopes.com about bald blokes”.
MiniBiggs: You pretend to be interested in what she’s saying, and I’ll steal her toblerone….
GB: “Cloning? There’s an app for that…”
Or is she saying “and here is a picture of the ugly tree, so perhaps you two can avoid it the future.” In a caring public service kind of way. (No offence)
GB is saying “And that’s what you could look like if you went to spec savers” Or (Imagine the dithong rich accent of the North East) “Yes bonnie lads this is the latest Geordie invention it’s a Why aye phone”.
Now I’ve got their attention with my (I)mage phone perhaps they will see how dodgy they look!Press the transform button and they will be good enough for Susan Boyle!!!!
And this is the web site for Bald and Proud
What Goldilocks said to the 2 bears (Papa Baldilocks and Baby Baldilocks) …………….
“and i’ve some other ones of Graham Norton and Elton John”
” i just got this SMS from Specsavers, there is is a deal on, buy 1 pair get one free”
GB: “How do you keep the blue paint from running when you’re on stage?”
“Mini Me, I’ve told you, stop humping the “laser”. Honest to God! Why don’t you and the giant “laser” get a fricken room for God’s sakes?”
Two Eggs and a “Chick”
GB “See this shot of Catboy? Do you guys have this problem?… or are you Biggs by name and by Nature?”
you see this vein here?! this leads to the head straight which promotes hair growth! I guess u guys have it missing!
And if you turn it up this way and zoom in… your heads look like a pair of B*****ks!
Geordie Bird is saying ” and if you go to Ging- er app you can have hair like mine”
When you go, will you send back, a letter from Americaaaaaa…
(although to be fair, we can’t explain GB’s presence with that gag).
‘No guys.. Curb your excitement.. That’s not the belly dancer from our last desert safari..I took this video on my phone this morning when catboy was in the middle of his intense skipping rope routine..’
Surely somebody can do better than these three..!
“I swear it was only this big!”
Put in the speech bubble: I could swear I did not have that much to drink last night! hmmm… maybe just a little, hence the “little/mini Biggle producer” double vision!!
First fist surpise…than we will tell why we baldies are giggling …