CATBOY’S BREAKFAST BLOG – MONDAY 6 SEPT 2010

September 6th, 2010 | 3 comments

Morning! Louise’s last show covering for Geordiebird this morning (GB back tomorrow). I think I’ve done alright in barely mentioning that her Dad was in Star Wars. I think I only said it eighty or so times. This morning we found a great list of Things a woman should stop doing by the time she turns 30. See what you think…

1. Buying clothes from the junior section.
2. Forgetting her parents’ birthdays.
3. Making out with her boyfriend at bars for attention.
4. Filling her bed with stuffed animals (really, even one is too many).
5. Declaring “all men are jerks.”
6. Holding a grudge against anyone who wronged her in high school.
7. Going to bed without washing and moisturizing her face.
8. Being “that person” who had a bit too much falling down juice at the office party.
9. Crushing on Justin Bieber.
10. Calling her father “daddy.”
11. Engaging in sibling rivalry.
12. Trying to get by on her looks.
13. Living pay cheque to pay cheque
14. Expecting a man/knight in shining armour to swoop in and save her.
15. Aimlessly jumping from job to job.
16. Expecting everyone to drop everything because it’s her birthday.
17. Blaming her mother for all her issues.
18. Romanticising her 20s.

Today’s PHRASE OF THE DAY on the show is VAGUEBOOKING – An intentionally vague and cryptic Facebook status update which the poster hopes will bring lots of replies from their online friends.