CANADIAN BLOKE RAPS FOR THE PRODUCER JOB

A couple of weeks ago, Catboy & Geordiebird interviewed The Canadian Bloke live on-air for the position of Breakfast Show Producer. You sent in lots of questions and you seemed to like him but one listener said The Canadian Bloke should rap! Well, he went back to Canada and rap he did! Hear his effort on dubai92.com then leave a comment as to whether he should get the gig or not.

Click below for a listen. It’s not ‘arf bad, ay?!

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41 Responses to “CANADIAN BLOKE RAPS FOR THE PRODUCER JOB”

  1. Dougie B says:

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  2. Lauren P. says:

    If you’re looking for an outgoing, talented, and completely hilarious guy, then you have found him! The Canadian Bloke, from experience as I grew up with him, will put a smile on your face as soon as he enters the room!
    Dubai 92 needs ‘the Canadian Bloke’ on staff! I guarantee your lives will never be the same again!

    HUGS FROM HOME!

  3. Jamie says:

    Wow, LOVED IT!!! Keep it coming Canadian Guy. Very Funny!

  4. Alicia Patience says:

    By the way, “Canadian Bloke” is one of my best friends. He and I used to make up songs and jokes all the time!!
    He is one of the funniest people I know, and when I’m with him, I NEVER, EVER, EVER stop laughing!!!

    Hey, Canadian Bloke, did you notice that “bloke” is almost spelled like one of our inside jokes?…just remove the “k” :)
    BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    Love you!!!

    Wisha

  5. Alicia Patience says:

    It’s very clever! That “Canadian Bloke” sure has some writing talent! :)

  6. noel says:

    He rocks eh! You HAVE to give him the job eh?

  7. Saveria says:

    WOW…loved it! Nice voice………..

    He gets my vote!

  8. Naomi Lee Couper says:

    I THINK THE CANADIAN GUY IS GREAT !!!! LOLVEY RADIO VOICE (KIND OF SEXY TOO !!!) AND GREAT TALENT.

    PLEASE HIRE HIM CB & GB

    XXX

  9. shella says:

    Love his voice…he definitely got my VOTE.
    GOOD LUCK Canadian Bloke!

  10. Catboy says:

    I will make sure the powers-that-be see these comments from The Canadian Blokes 48 different accounts ;-)

  11. CanadianGirl says:

    Canadian Bloke would be the greatest asset that Dubai radio could have. The guy is AMAZING, funny and has the sexiest voice!

    Ceconte- you may say it’s Karma but he would love every minute of it :-)

    Hands down you should hire him

  12. Sima says:

    Hey Cataboy,
    I like the name you gave him “Canadian bloke”…seems you are already his fan! He’s got the talent for sure and he’s a great fun!!!! I know him in person….bring him to Dubai for us!!!

  13. Vaidy says:

    this bloke’ got my vote!! when are we getting started??

  14. SKitchers says:

    Give him the job … It would make me listen to the radio (for a change!) I think the Canadianisms v’s the Britishisms would be fun to listen to!

    Good Luck C.Bloke!

  15. jhann says:

    I VOTE FOR HIM! Give him the gig! He’s rustle things up there in Dubai for sure.

  16. THH says:

    Give him the gig. Do it.

  17. F. Giallonardo-Brienza says:

    If the Canadian Bloke doesn’t have a classic keeper radio voice, I don’t know who does. He’s a true natural!

  18. Kat says:

    Canadian Bloke – love the title you’ve given him and also that he didn’t know that bloke was a boy (niave with a sexy voice) what else can a radio station ask for?!
    He’s got my vote!

  19. Smitty says:

    I think he sounds awesome! He makes me hungry…definately need to have some poutine soon!!!

  20. ceconte says:

    Hi Catboy! I’m Canadian Bloke’s sister out here in Dubai. I had everyone I know listen in the day he was on (when I realized you actually put him on air!) and they all had positive feedback. Call it what you like but the guy IS charming, has an easy voice to listen to and is super BRAVE if he’s to come out here and take whatever is thrown his way!

    Sisterly love aside – if you hire him, it will be MY chance to get back at him with fun/gross/potentially dangerous task ideas. I gotta whole list of things!

    Note to Canadian Bloke (a.k.a. my brother) – What’s that saying about Karma???!!! (This in particular would be referring to the time you cut off my beloved Barbie’s head!) Muah! Luv ya!

  21. Catboy says:

    Hehe… What unbiased opinions you all seem to have. Love it!

  22. Jonesy says:

    I would start listening more often – seems sounds hilarious

  23. CanadianInDubai says:

    This is sooo awesome!! Hahaha his efforts at rapping were hilarious, I loved it!! This is what the stn needs, a Canadian representation!! I give him my vote, hands down!

  24. Stella Grace says:

    I sooooooooooo love his voice! It’s truly different. I agree with others he is definately qualified.

  25. OMD says:

    So funny!
    Give him a chance…I don’t think he will dissapoint.

  26. ChristinaD says:

    This guy is hilarious ! Whata rap ! The Canadian bloke is awsome ! I “died” listening to this ! He has a great radio voice, something that would be nice to listen to on the radio , and i just found it overall funny, and i would definatly listen to him every morning, He SHOULD FORSURE get the Job !!! GO CANADIAN BLOKE !

  27. Achraf says:

    I heard the rap and almost spit out my coffee! It was horrible in the funniest way possible! You gotta give it to the guy for being a good sport and having a sense of humour. Give him a chance man – my vote’s in for a yes!

  28. Simo says:

    The Canadian dude rocks! I can actually understand his accent and he definitely sounds like he’s up for some torture. (Insert evil laugh here). The good thing about the Canadians I know – nicest people ever, good sense of humour, and their national animal is the beaver. Nuff said.

    HIRE HIM!

  29. tenerife boy says:

    The Canadian Bloke definetly has my vote. Rap sounds great…

  30. Kelly says:

    Hire him! He sounds like so much fun!!!

  31. Juice says:

    That was so good, eh, The Canadian Bloke is no joke!
    Looking forward to the next rap… yo ;)

  32. Colemania says:

    That was awesome! How can you not offer him the gig?! Someone with that much passion is definitely a keeper.

  33. Akisha says:

    I think that The Canadian Bloke should definately get the gig. He’s fun and funny, and would be a great addition to any radio station. I believe he would be the perfect person for the job, he definately brought a smile to my face!!! I vote The Canadian Bloke all the way!!! ;)

  34. Ernie80 says:

    I think Dubai needs someone like the Canadian bloke to help us remember that it’s necessary to laugh at yourself sometimes. The rap is hilarious! Love his voice by the way! Give him the gig!

  35. TheCanadianBloke says:

    The Canadian Bloke here…..Wow! Thanks for the comments everyone!! Just reading above, Cover me in worms? I’LL DO IT!! Are there worms in Dubai?

    Fear Factor eh? hmmmm someone has it out for me but that would be hilarious lol

    and I will make a poutine! mmmmmm OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

  36. Timmy's says:

    hahahaha I already Love The Canadian Bloke. Make him do crazy things like eat insects or get covered in worms. Make a Dubai Fear Factor for him!!! lol The rap made me hungry! I want a Poutine!

  37. Sharps says:

    LOL! Too funny!
    Gotta give it to the Canadian Bloke!

    He’s got my vote.

  38. Mrpalin says:

    I vote for him. I used to work with him. He is TOTALLY qualified.

  39. BlackCherry says:

    Hahahaha awesome! Canadian Bloke should def. get the gig! Think of all the “loonie, twoonie, back bacon, hockey, Timmy’s and other Canadian-ism” material you’d have to torture him with!

    I vote for the Canadian Bloke to get the gig for sure, eh!

  40. Catboy says:

    Did he write this comment himself? Surely no-one else would remember such trivia!

  41. sugark says:

    yeah, yeah, poutine… but what really won me over – what REALLY makes this guy right to produce, is his previously voiced appreciation for “Timmy’s” coffee. A man with such depth, insight, sang froid – clearly more than qualified for the job.

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